[Compliments, god, Hank sucks at compliments, he's always avoided the hell out of those kid androids and there's more than one fucking reason for that, the relevant one being that the kid gloves he used to be maybe okay at using on people don't really fit so well anymore and he just doesn't want to deal with robot tears, like, at all. And this whatever the fuck kind of robot it is needs those kid gloves, boy does it ever. God, compliments, Hank doesn't have time to figure something out, the first thing that comes into his head will have to do.]
You're more than meets the eye! [Oh, god. Fuck, just go with it.] You're- you're really, uh... polygonal! Just like a transformer ought to be. And, uh. Shiny. I can almost see my reflection in your, uh-
[Oh god. Would a crying robot be worse than hearing this come out of his mouth? Hank's not sure. Hank's having doubts. Hank's just going to take a big drink from this bottle right here, okay? Yeah. Cool. This is fine.]
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Yeah, yeah, you're Daylight and you're - you're great! You're, uh...
[Compliments, god, Hank sucks at compliments, he's always avoided the hell out of those kid androids and there's more than one fucking reason for that, the relevant one being that the kid gloves he used to be maybe okay at using on people don't really fit so well anymore and he just doesn't want to deal with robot tears, like, at all. And this whatever the fuck kind of robot it is needs those kid gloves, boy does it ever. God, compliments, Hank doesn't have time to figure something out, the first thing that comes into his head will have to do.]
You're more than meets the eye! [Oh, god. Fuck, just go with it.] You're- you're really, uh... polygonal! Just like a transformer ought to be. And, uh. Shiny. I can almost see my reflection in your, uh-
[Oh god. Would a crying robot be worse than hearing this come out of his mouth? Hank's not sure. Hank's having doubts. Hank's just going to take a big drink from this bottle right here, okay? Yeah. Cool. This is fine.]