[ the best dog, in roy's opinion, but he keeps that to himself. ]
One of my subordinates found him in an alleyway, at home, and attempted to pawn him off on the rest of my team because dogs weren't allowed in military housing. I was going to take him, but the rest of my team unanimously voted that I wasn't responsible enough to own a dog.
[ it's not a joke. it's 100% true. but judging from roy's tone, he doesn't seem to mind all that much. ]
Colonel Hawkeye took him, and he's been there ever since. He's well-trained and doesn't listen to a word I say, likely on purpose.
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[ the best dog, in roy's opinion, but he keeps that to himself. ]
One of my subordinates found him in an alleyway, at home, and attempted to pawn him off on the rest of my team because dogs weren't allowed in military housing. I was going to take him, but the rest of my team unanimously voted that I wasn't responsible enough to own a dog.
[ it's not a joke. it's 100% true. but judging from roy's tone, he doesn't seem to mind all that much. ]
Colonel Hawkeye took him, and he's been there ever since. He's well-trained and doesn't listen to a word I say, likely on purpose.
[ he pauses. ]
He's a good dog.