Until you mentioned it, I had assumed it was a discrepancy between the system's ability to keep synchronized logs. It IS massive, after all. [He flicks his wrist dismissively.] But I like your theories better! They're more dramatic and intriguing.

If it's temporal distortion... Why would this ship be like that? Is it because we're in space? I've heard time and space be paired off together many a time... But I can't say I understand their relationship very well. I'm as at a loss as you are, darling.