[and that sure is a hell off a coffee bean explosion, loud enough to wake the dead, or at least, the rest of Struxta. and yes, it is a fucking delicious explosion, because for some reason it now smells like roasted coffee??]
[Dave's joke turned out a lot more literal than he was expecting, but he'll chalk it up as a win. once he's reasonably certain no more beans are going off, he takes a few steps closer to inspect the damage.]
[and unfortunately, even though it smells amazing in here now, the bombs weren't enough to tear down the door — they just tore a hole right at the ignition point, not quite big enough for anyone to crawl through. it's a start, but one of the other volunteer doorbusters is probably going to have to finish the job.]
[..... hm. Dave just ... crouches down next to the hole, and nudges the bigass bag of Doritos he brought with him through. there you go, Akira. it's like they're some weird sort of drive-thru now.]
I've got one more rhyme; you want me to try again, or you want actual coffee?
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[and that sure is a hell off a coffee bean explosion, loud enough to wake the dead, or at least, the rest of Struxta. and yes, it is a fucking delicious explosion, because for some reason it now smells like roasted coffee??]
[Dave's joke turned out a lot more literal than he was expecting, but he'll chalk it up as a win. once he's reasonably certain no more beans are going off, he takes a few steps closer to inspect the damage.]
[and unfortunately, even though it smells amazing in here now, the bombs weren't enough to tear down the door — they just tore a hole right at the ignition point, not quite big enough for anyone to crawl through. it's a start, but one of the other volunteer doorbusters is probably going to have to finish the job.]
[..... hm. Dave just ... crouches down next to the hole, and nudges the bigass bag of Doritos he brought with him through. there you go, Akira. it's like they're some weird sort of drive-thru now.]
I've got one more rhyme; you want me to try again, or you want actual coffee?