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[probiotic]

nice digs. appreciate the free rent. dont so much appreciate being here in the first place and getting hit with expectations right off the bat.

so is there a going rate for helping out with this shit or are we all here pro bono and as a show of good faith? bc this isnt exactly what id call living my best life.

hit me up if youve got any proof of a cash bonus for being a warrior of light or w/e the fuck.

[ Hi, Acatalepsy, how are you guys. ]

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[probiotic]

yeah sounds like the general mo of shady scientists injecting people with shit theyre not supposed to have in their systems. hard to get people to sign up otherwise.

good, its easier to throw stones at the daycare workers. way less likely to come back and shoot you in the head afterwards.

that means youre in the right area.

sorry for the delay!

[infailtration]

it's how they operate.

...okay, gotta admit i laughed. and it's nice to talk to somebody upfront about it. i don't know if you'll have much business around here.

no worries at all!

[probiotic]

glad to know i could brighten someones day. but yeah, thats the impression im getting. why pay for it when you can guilt everyone into doing your shit for free?

[infailtration]

guilt, huh? you mean astoria or everyone else too?

[probiotic]

i havent had time to meet all the natives

so lets stick with just astoria