[ all right so. mae does not have a bat. she wants a bat. she needs a bat. zero lunges at her, parkouring off that table like this is an episode of the office, and so mae slides under it. she slips across the floor and goes for a drawer - there's got to be a spatula up in this kitchen. what kind of kitchen doesn't have a spatula.
she gets a cutting board. decent size. not a bat but wood all the same? ]
I'm gonna put my cheese in your ugly mug!
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sounded better in her head.
mae just holds her cutting board like a shield. it'll work for like, the moment? this one tag. ]
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she gets a cutting board. decent size. not a bat but wood all the same? ]
I'm gonna put my cheese in your ugly mug!
[
sounded better in her head.
mae just holds her cutting board like a shield. it'll work for like, the moment? this one tag. ]