Ok, that's just the plot of a Disney movie I am pretty sure?
[ aaaaaaaargh!
this is going nowhere!! they're just shoving a cutting board and grater at each other!!!
so mae throws her comically strong wooden cutting board into the air. yes! a distraction!! she's thinking with fire now. wait, it's cooking with fire. now mae is thinking with cooking and fire. she tackles zero. they're gonna do down SWINGING. probably.
eh, it's fine. she's not going to die here. probably. ]
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[ aaaaaaaargh!
this is going nowhere!! they're just shoving a cutting board and grater at each other!!!
so mae throws her comically strong wooden cutting board into the air. yes! a distraction!! she's thinking with fire now. wait, it's cooking with fire. now mae is thinking with cooking and fire. she tackles zero. they're gonna do down SWINGING. probably.
eh, it's fine. she's not going to die here. probably. ]