[ this is maybe not someone she should trust with her hair. the kitchen is maybe not the place to do this.

ah well! mae turns and gives him full reign. work your magic, strider. ]

Barber is a profession. Not even a Dungeons and Dragons one. I guess that would be like, I don't know. A wizard? Or a rogue... I don't know! I just know it's a job! Take your glasses off and prove you're a turkey-human hybrid.

[ THAT'S THE ONLY PART SHE'S NOT REALLY SEEING, so. ]

Also, make me the handsomest girl on the block, Mr. Barber.