[ there is FUR in the CHEESE. i repeat: fur in the cheese. it is cheesy fur now, clump fulls of black cat fur in every mouthful now. you could probably package it as artisan cheese, and say that the fur is for a boost of protein. ]

Your eyes are the only part I can't see! They tell your story, you know? Like they say: the eyes are a window into the soul. [ this is bullshit, most likely. ] Mine for example! Look at 'em. All big and creepy like. When you look at them, you're like, "wow, that's creepy." So they're Nightmare Eyes.

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Too personal?