[that sure is a tag icon combob x2 you just did there.]

[and Dave is unfazed by the creative license they're taking with the cheese, and with the hella design he's putting on the back of Mae's head. after a few minutes of silent buzzing, which is a turn of phrase that doesn't even make sense, he moves to give her that promised killer mohawk.]

I don't think that's how the barber-barbee relationship works, dude. Like, you sit there and tell me your life story, and I dispense the sick new look and occasional misguided advice.

Also, I think one of the kids has diabetes or something? And also also, I think that makes me Dolly Parton.