Backdated to 12/5

[eyeofassault]

[Since the network has returned, it has to catch up on all the things G11 has been trying to post. Namely silly pictures. Hope everyone is ready for this masterpiece.]

SUBMITTED 11/15

hanging with ROYALTYYYY bet ur jealous
SUBMITTED 11/16

HEY WHERES THAT REDHEAD GIRL look @ these zombies friends

SUBMITTED 11/17
wow 4 a princess her room isnt wat i expected but wateve
bed isnt even that comfy sooooooooo D-
wake me up when lololol actlly dont

SUBMITTED 11/17
THIS RUM IS SHIT wat is this. smells good BUT doesnt taste like anything, y keep this stuff
i mean ill still drink it but still
is this magic alcohol
tried taking it outside but it keeps disappearing
so p.much magic disappearing bad alcohol
princess has more issues than expected
[Insert a picture of a basin full of black water. Yes, she's been drinking it.]

Comments

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[heartslight]

[ That redhead girl ..... zombie friends ........ Kairi is certain this must have to do with her, how could she forget that experience? ]

you're not planning on throwing those at people too are you?

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[eyeofassault]

[G11 switches to audio because 1) she's gotten so fed up with texting while it was glitchy and 2) she's lazy.]

Heeeey~ [Hey gurl hey.] Hm, nah. Only you get that special honor...unless throwing food at guys is how they mess around, then that might change things...Oh- or if they were secretly grenades. But they weren't...because I ate them.

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[heartslight]

[ Then Kairi will switch to audio too! ]

Maybe you just shouldn't throw things around anymore in the first place. [ She sounds like she's joking around a bit, at least. But please don't throw grenades at people. Or food. ] Were they good?

[ She's kind of curious about that part. ]

[eyeofassault]

Where's the fun in that? But...I do like napping more than throwing things. [Much like everything else.]

They were! Wish they were fried though. The queen ordered them for me.

[heartslight]

[ Oh honey ... Yes, nap instead. That's better for the people around you. ]

Whoa — the queen? Really?

[eyeofassault]

[That statement is the complete truth.]

Yeah! Didn't you see my photographic evidence? [G11 sounds proud of herself, although that's without context of why and how she met the queen.]

[heartslight]

Oh yeah, that's right. There was a picture of you two.

[ Kairi needs context now, what is going on?? ]

How'd that happen?

[eyeofassault]

Urk-- [Well shit, now there's a question she doesn't want to answer. But telling the truth? Nah.]

We bumped into each other casually and immediately became bffs. I impressed her so much, she decided to treat me to a meal.

[Except Kairi already knows from their short interaction that G11 is not so cool and well-socialized.]

[heartslight]

[ Yeah, she sure does. So, unsurprisingly, she sounds suspicious. ]

Oh yeah? How'd you do that?

[ Please recount for her how you impressed her. ]

[eyeofassault]

....................

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.......

[INSERT A GOOD MOMENT OF SILENCE HERE. Rip G11's attempt to be cool.]

It's a secret.

[heartslight]

[ Yeah that silence is telling. And the non-answer. ]

You didn't do something weird, did you?

[eyeofassault]

...I wouldn't be able to say no in other places, but no. [Mumble grumble mumble:] ...She thought I was a lost kid...

[She's never had an issue with her height until this whole world hopping business.]

[heartslight]

[ ............. Pfft. She laughs a little, but is it because she thinks it's funny she thought she was a lost kid or she thinks it's funny that G11 felt the need to hide that? ]

That's the secret?

[ That impressed her?? ]