⚡⚡ Voice; 1

[zaptime]

Hey! So I'm not the only one that thinks that this is totally just like a video game, right??? Not just what's going on right now, this is just like World of Warcraft and it's really weird and I don't like it!!! But the entire whole 'temple with magical stuff and going off on quests' and all that? What gives? Are we supposed to be some sort of heroes or something? Do we get powerups? I think we should get powerups!

[Please ignore the freneticness, it's just how Tweek is on a daily basis.]

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[Video]

[clickclickbloom]

Okay. Hold up a second here! How can you not like this if it's just like a video game? That basically makes this the most awesome thing ever.

Also we should definitely get power ups. I want like a rapid fire crossbow or something!

[zaptime]

Because I don't want to die!! Video games are dangerous, man! How is that awesome? That's like the exact opposite of awesome!

[It's unseen, but there's definitely a lot of arm flailing going on. This is serious business, after all.]

See, but at least you know what a video game is! We should definitely be getting more powers and badass weapons and everything if we're supposed to be heroes!

[clickclickbloom]

You wont die if you get good! Stick with me kid, I'll watch your back. Then it'll be super awesome!

[She is absolutely brimming with confidence.]

Well yeah, but we're just at the start of quest here. We gotta do stuff to earn the power ups. They can't just hand them out to us.

...Wait there are people that don't know about video games here?

[zaptime]

But- but it's dangerous as shit! Really really dangerous! How can you be so confident??

And yeah, there are people that don't know and it's really weird and I don't know what to even think about that. It's good that there's at least someone that knows though!

[clickclickbloom]

Yeah, I know it's dangerous. It's also a lot like where I come from. I went to a school devoted to training people to take care of the dangerous stuff so everyone else could rest easy. So I guess I'm confident because I'm just doing my job, does that make sense?

We're going to have to introduce them all to video games when we find a place that has them. It's clearly the best and only solution.

[zaptime]

[Wait. What? Time to forget the video games for just a second.]

That sounds totally insane though! Isn't that dangerous as hell??? Why would anyone do something like that?

[clickclickbloom]

It can be. But it's worth it. I do it so everyone can be safe and sound. So they don't have to do it if they don't want to.