[ Bodies are terrible. 0/10 do not recommend. He wants to go back to being dead immediately. ]
By flying above the castle, you have successfully avoided the trolls that were waiting for you at its doors, o wise adventurer! However, you have failed to take into account that medieval castles are guarded from above as well as from below. The watchman spots you from his tower and calls the archers to their marks. They loose their arrows on you from their perch. You tumble out of the sky and fall into the treacherous waters below, where crocodiles tear your remains limb from limb.
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By flying above the castle, you have successfully avoided the trolls that were waiting for you at its doors, o wise adventurer! However, you have failed to take into account that medieval castles are guarded from above as well as from below. The watchman spots you from his tower and calls the archers to their marks. They loose their arrows on you from their perch. You tumble out of the sky and fall into the treacherous waters below, where crocodiles tear your remains limb from limb.
Try again?