As you order your sandwich, the shopkeep suddenly leaps over the counter, slashing your body to pieces to avenge the demonic lord, who was in fact his master and had planted him in that village's sandwich shop to scout out those who might dare to defy his evil will. He then abandons the shop for his Master's castle, where his black magic will resurrect his Master from the dead as the blood of the Kingdom of Monsly's single ray of hope pools on the floor, filling the air with its stench.
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As you order your sandwich, the shopkeep suddenly leaps over the counter, slashing your body to pieces to avenge the demonic lord, who was in fact his master and had planted him in that village's sandwich shop to scout out those who might dare to defy his evil will. He then abandons the shop for his Master's castle, where his black magic will resurrect his Master from the dead as the blood of the Kingdom of Monsly's single ray of hope pools on the floor, filling the air with its stench.
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