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[cargobay]

So, asking for a friend: let's say someone was a falsely accused war criminal wanted on an intergalactic level back at home. Would he have any reason to worry about showing his face here?

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[cargobay]

Let's just say I'm a little worried about getting that rumor started again. For my friend's sake.

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[insubordination]

Your friend needs a more subversive friend, if they want to avoid suspicion.

I suggest playing stupid.

[ from one (former) fugitive of the state to another. ]

In all seriousness, I've been through this charade before. We're outside of any and all jurisdictions imaginable. The word 'intergalactic' means nothing to me. The steam locomotive is the height of technology, where I come from.

[ au!germany bro. ]

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[cargobay]

[ he'd been preparing to say- well, anything else, here, but then roy dropped that news on him and he's flabbergasted
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Industrial Earth. Seriously?

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[insubordination]

Earth, possibly. Industrial, I guess. It doesn't hinder my life in Amestris.

My point is: no one cares about your faux war criminal status.

Try not to get anyone killed here and the chances are, no one will bother you.

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[cargobay]

More than happy to oblige. I think me and this place will get along just fine, actually.

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[insubordination]

I'm glad someone is satisfied.

Do you have a name, alleged war criminal?

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[cargobay]

Akmazian the Destroyer. ;-) But you can call me Akmazian.

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[insubordination]

Blunt and to the point, I like it, but minus five for lack of creativity. It's a pleasure to meet you, Akmazian.

Brigadier General Roy Mustang, but Roy is sufficient. Titles, for better or for worse, mean nothing here.

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[cargobay]

You say that like I'm the one that coined the nickname. :-P

But likewise, Roy. Hopefully this place will allow for the creation of more savory reputations.

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[insubordination]

The reputation, I'd imagine that's up to you, isn't it?

I'm sure you'll have plenty of opportunities, given our newfound status as saviors of the universe.