Sep. 26th, 2018 at 7:46 PM
( if the name mako means anything to you, you might be naturally interested in a video shown under his name. however! if you know what he looks like, you'll be surprised to see a man on screen who's ... just a little bit off. definitely made in mako's image — his brows are drawn on with a comical arch, his hair in cool guy disarray, a red scarf bedecking his neck in the model of utter fashion. he maintains a pose of graceful badassery, chin pointed upwards, mouth set in a pout as if he's never had any amount of satisfaction in his entire life. it's. pretty obvious this man isn't mako. even with all the showy antics, this is clearly a parody of itself.
from off screen, there comes korra's voice, although she's putting her best announcer affliction to it, deep and dramatic. )
Have you ever wondered to yourself ... where can I go, to find the perfect man? ( showy gestures!! "mako" huffs, entirely put upon. ) Well, look no further! He's here, he's single, and he's waiting for you to make a move. Hey, you — handsome thing! Why don't you tell us all a little something about yourself.
( dramatically, he turns his head away, hand moving up to sift through his tousled black locks. )
I'm Mako. I'm so cool, but I also have a secret soft side. ( hand dramatically on his chest. ) I've always been married to justice, but sometimes Lady Law isn't quite enough to fill the void inside. ( 'Mako's' eyes flicker with feigned vulnerability. ) I'm looking for that one special person in my life.
That's right! You heard it here, folks. He's smart, he's pretty, he's ... uhhhhh. ( floundering, "mako" leans out of frame just to whisper, 'tell them i'm beefy!' ) Uh! Yes. He's so beefy.
( the frames changes to the upside down image of the avatar herself, half cut off and uneasily close to the screen. )
All applicants contact Korra or Bolin or respond here and not Mako directly, thanks, bye!
from off screen, there comes korra's voice, although she's putting her best announcer affliction to it, deep and dramatic. )
Have you ever wondered to yourself ... where can I go, to find the perfect man? ( showy gestures!! "mako" huffs, entirely put upon. ) Well, look no further! He's here, he's single, and he's waiting for you to make a move. Hey, you — handsome thing! Why don't you tell us all a little something about yourself.
( dramatically, he turns his head away, hand moving up to sift through his tousled black locks. )
I'm Mako. I'm so cool, but I also have a secret soft side. ( hand dramatically on his chest. ) I've always been married to justice, but sometimes Lady Law isn't quite enough to fill the void inside. ( 'Mako's' eyes flicker with feigned vulnerability. ) I'm looking for that one special person in my life.
That's right! You heard it here, folks. He's smart, he's pretty, he's ... uhhhhh. ( floundering, "mako" leans out of frame just to whisper, 'tell them i'm beefy!' ) Uh! Yes. He's so beefy.
( the frames changes to the upside down image of the avatar herself, half cut off and uneasily close to the screen. )
All applicants contact Korra or Bolin or respond here and not Mako directly, thanks, bye!