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What happens to the people that leave here?

Do they make it back home or... something else? It doesn't seem to make much sense.

[ so like.

the text keeps appearing and reappearing. like someone's deleting their post? repeatedly. eventually one sticks, though: ]

NO ONE PANIC
The rat infestation is mine


[ that's it. that's the post. ]

Hello? Can everyone hear me? Connor, are you sure everyone can hear me? Positive? ... Alright.

[Konoha clears her throat rather loudly, holding her watch-thing very close to her mouth by the sound of things.]

Hello! This is Konoha... some of you know me, and some of you maybe don't yet, but um, I'm the... well in my world we say jinba but I'm the centaur. The... brown one? The girl one? Mikuni is the man, even if he looks beautiful!

And anyway, what I wanted to tell everyone was that... I can make food. I say "make" but I'm not really sure, it just... appears, so, I can... "summon" food? "Create" food. It's definitely not me, my world doesn't have stuff like this, but I guess the witch gave it to me and it is useful, so-

[A cough interrupts her, but she keeps going after a moment.]

I just thought everyone should know in case we end up somewhere like the metal world again. Or if you just want to eat something in particular we don't have here? I can't make things I don't know about... and it doesn't come cooked or anything, just for your information! Some people are... pretty sick and I want to help, so-

And also, apparently people have been posting really important things on this for a while now and I didn't see them, but I'll try to check better from now on, promise! Akira and Connor taught me some things, so. You can use this to contact me now!

So... thanks? Good... bye? Connor, which one is bet- oops.

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