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[cargobay]

So, asking for a friend: let's say someone was a falsely accused war criminal wanted on an intergalactic level back at home. Would he have any reason to worry about showing his face here?

Comments

[acatastoria]

Isn't that how all justice systems work, Will?

Besides, I can't imagine any of you would take kindly to me interposing a bunch of meaningless rules that none of you will follow anyway on top of you. As long as you don't harm one another, I'm not going to micromanage your stay here. That wouldn't be very fair of me, would it?

Unless you want me to micromanage you.

Do you want to be micromanaged?

[look]

Maybe I could use a little micromanagement.

It just seems a little simplistic compared to what I'm used to.

[acatastoria]

Okay!

1. Do not pick my flowers between the hours of 6:00 AM and 10:00 AM.

2. Don't overhunt the forest because Zheng will be upset.

3. You have to whistle your favorite song between 5:30 PM and 5:36 PM.

4. Be nice to the dogs.

If you violate any of those rules, you have to do dishes!

Does that work?

[look]

Well. Look at that, I'm already a model citizen.

[ Okay so he's not much of a whistler, but he can manage six minutes.

Also: what the fuck. ]

[acatastoria]

Congratulations! I'm proud of you.

Have fun petting the dogs. :)

[look]

Always do.

[thetenthstorm]

You got us whistling rules. [Happy?]

[look]

I think they're just for me. Six minutes of whistling as punishment for questioning the law.

[thetenthstorm]

Let's hope. Can you imagine all of us, whistling at the same time?

[look]

[ wow he hates that idea thanks. ]

Everyone an individual tune, no less. Cacophonous.