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[cargobay]

So, asking for a friend: let's say someone was a falsely accused war criminal wanted on an intergalactic level back at home. Would he have any reason to worry about showing his face here?

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[zaptime]

Yeah, but they could be real war criminals! That's what alleged means!!!

[cargobay]

Well, I can promise you now that the friend I'm asking for is not.

[zaptime]

But are you sure??? People lie! They lie all the time!

[cargobay]

I've seen proof. Don't worry your little head about it.

[zaptime]

['Not worry' is entirely, systematically impossible.]

Okay but where's the proof! You can't just say that you have proof and not tell anyone! That's like...not proof then!

[cargobay]

The star system he supposedly exploded ain't exploded. That proof enough?

[zaptime]

An entire star system!? Jesus, that's insane! Okay but you're SAYING that everything is okay but how do we know here?