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[brainthingie]

Ah, yes, hello. This is your local doctor slash surgeon, Ryan Dalias, with an important reminder. You're in a new place, there are all sorts of interesting new people to meet and things to do. But remember, all humanoid species are not the same, and differing biology may not be apparent on the surface. Before interacting...intimately with the local populace, take appropriate prophylactic precautions. Just because you appear biocompatible doesn't mean you have the same immunities, resistances, and biome.

And when you don't bother with any of that, I am a doctor, so just contact me and we'll get that cleared up. I'm also available to treat more standard ailments and injuries.

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[brainthingie]

[that's it akmazian is just getting cuffed right upside the back of the head. that is his response.]

[cargobay]

[ the 'ow' would sound so, so much more sincere if he weren't laughing his ass off right now. ]

[brainthingie]

[jerk. jerkity-jerk jerk jerk.]

You are really fixated on my penis.

[cargobay]

I can show you mine, if you want. Just to keep the score even.

[brainthingie]

[w h a t.]

Was that some sort of...come-on?

[he may be spluttering.]

[cargobay]

Just an offer in the spirit of fairness!

[ he's *so fucking casual* about it, and he's going to lean back where he's lying. ]

Was that all you needed, doc? To come yell at me for laughing at you?

[brainthingie]

You--

[he just. makes helpless hand gestures for a moment.]

I'm leaving now.

[cargobay]

You know where to find me, darlin'.

[ right across the hall from you. somehow. coincidentally. ]

[brainthingie]

[he definitely flicks the side of akmazian's head as he walks by. jerk. but he shuts the door politely and quietly behind himself, because god forbid he make a scene.]