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[brainthingie]

Ah, yes, hello. This is your local doctor slash surgeon, Ryan Dalias, with an important reminder. You're in a new place, there are all sorts of interesting new people to meet and things to do. But remember, all humanoid species are not the same, and differing biology may not be apparent on the surface. Before interacting...intimately with the local populace, take appropriate prophylactic precautions. Just because you appear biocompatible doesn't mean you have the same immunities, resistances, and biome.

And when you don't bother with any of that, I am a doctor, so just contact me and we'll get that cleared up. I'm also available to treat more standard ailments and injuries.

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[cargobay]

[ ryan will quite literally be able to hear akmazian laughing all the way in his own room across the hall. ]

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[bulletbiter]

Have you solely treated humans so far?

[theminotaur]

[ it's video as well, but the display is the fabric of a chair. very nice fabric though. a+ interior design. ]

Are you really trying to impart a safe sex lesson on strangers?

[moneytwin]

Is it really so difficult to use normal language to talk about having sex with people who don't share your species? I think I understood less than half of the words you used there.

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[tranquilforest]

[Oh, another doctor, how exciting! It's a little strange listening to the things that were usually not spoken of in polite company - the kinds of things that the Palace ladies would come to her privately to ask about rather than consulting the Royal Physician - being broadcast across the network so openly, but perhaps this was just another difference between what was her present, which happened to be almost everyone else's past, and the time period that most everyone had come from. She'd already told herself she'd just have to try and adjust.]

Honored Physician? Even if people brought...such things from home with them, [Which she politely doubts, knowing human nature] there is no guarantee that they would still be effective. And there does not seem to be a reliable way to replenish any supply of other methods.

[bowtiedbones]

And keep allergies in mind! Allergies are important! Don't give somebody a rash because they don't have latex or nitrile where they're from.

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[lonered]

...are you...

[Okay. So. As the offspring of an alien who came to Earth and considered none of these rules apparently, Keith isn't sure how to react to the safe sex with the locals talk at all, but he oddly enough is taking it personally? Which is dumb, and he knows that. But.]

You are.

Okay. So... I've been to all sorts of planets, and I've never really seen this as an issue. Is this usually an issue?