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[brainthingie]

Ah, yes, hello. This is your local doctor slash surgeon, Ryan Dalias, with an important reminder. You're in a new place, there are all sorts of interesting new people to meet and things to do. But remember, all humanoid species are not the same, and differing biology may not be apparent on the surface. Before interacting...intimately with the local populace, take appropriate prophylactic precautions. Just because you appear biocompatible doesn't mean you have the same immunities, resistances, and biome.

And when you don't bother with any of that, I am a doctor, so just contact me and we'll get that cleared up. I'm also available to treat more standard ailments and injuries.

Comments

[brainthingie]

Ah, not bad, not bad. You sound like someone from the United States, but not anywhere with a particularly strong accent.

[theminotaur]

Also correct.

[ she hums, debating what to say to narrow it down. ]

Our sex ed was abstinence only.

[look]

[ wow thank fuck for ryan then. ]

[brainthingie]

[at least someone appreciates his desire to educate]

[brainthingie]

Somewhere in the midwest? You don't sound like you're from the southern US.

[theminotaur]

Minnesota.

[ that was impressive enough but she feels like she gave a super good hint so maybe it was just really easy. she shifts and the view turns to a seemingly microscopic view of corduroys so... that's boring. ]

L'Etoile du Nord.