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[shootstyles]

What happens to the people that leave here?

Do they make it back home or... something else? It doesn't seem to make much sense.

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[shootstyles]

I dunno! In case you need to protect yourself. From... whatever that noise is, incase it's something bad. I don't want you to get hurt or anything like th-

[He's interrupted by Sumo now deciding to just climb on him to better lick his snotty face and he sort of just topples over. Izuku is pretty well built but he's just on the smaller side so Sumo can just... take him down.

Ow, embarrassing when he's trying to be like.. a good model Hero!]

[fuck1ngusernam3]

[Hank snorts, almost laughing.]

Yeah, you seem like you're perfectly capable of defending yourself against big dangerous shit, this sure is convincing me. You gotta take care of yourself too, you know.

[He leans over, trying to see Izuku under all the dog.]

Need a little help there?

[shootstyles]

Hey! I can't exactly use any of my training on a dog! That would be completely inappropriate!

[Sumo makes a "woof" in agreement and settles happily on top of Izuku, who wriggles trying to get a little less pressure on his lungs. He could shove the dog off but... he's just trying to be friendly and comforting in his own way.]

And... maybe just a little.

[fuck1ngusernam3]

You're damn right it would.

[Hank says it absently, inspecting the damage.]

I don't know, once this guy settles down there's not a lot anyone can do. Wanna try and get him onto me instead?

[shootstyles]

Sumo.

[Izuku whines as he pushes at the dog. He's able to bench Sumo easily but it's more the fact that the dog is just... flopped on top of him with no interest in moving. So he can lif tthe front of the dog but his backside is still on top of his legs. Eventually, Izuku gives up and flops back down]

I think I'm stuck here.

[fuck1ngusernam3]

So, what do you wanna do with your new life as a dog bed? Want me to make sure you get an endless supply of notebooks or something? A pillow? Moral support? I could try to call him, but I don't know how much good that'd really do.

[shootstyles]

I wouldn't say no to any of the above.

This new life is gonna take some getting used to.

[Sumo wags his tail, clearly very proud of himself.]

[fuck1ngusernam3]

Don't worry kid, Sumo's good company. As long as you don't need to move.

[Hank smiles. Yeah, he's laughing at Izuku a little, but he'll hang around until his dog decides to move.]