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[witchdaggah]

[ so like.

the text keeps appearing and reappearing. like someone's deleting their post? repeatedly. eventually one sticks, though: ]

NO ONE PANIC
The rat infestation is mine


[ that's it. that's the post. ]

Comments

[witchdaggah]

[ in any other game, mae would probably BE the villain. ]

I mean
I can kind of understand them?
Like I get it and what they want you know
It sounds kind of crazy but its true

[giveuponyourself]

Sounds to me like you have some sort of low-level telepathic empathy with them.

In which case I would highly advise you keep them away from mouse traps. Perhaps tide them over with a bit of cheese from the kitchen.

[witchdaggah]

I think they should be away from mouse traps because they're just curious creatures
I don't think they'll hurt anyone!
But cheese is a good way to maybe bring them all back
Mmm...
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
oh god youre right i must be part rat now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[giveuponyourself]

Oh dear. Perhaps you've been assimilated into their hivemind?

Perhaps you shouldn't be thinking about cheese then. You might lose yourself to their mousey ways.

[witchdaggah]

No I think I'm too catty for that but ratcat is a pretty catchy nickname, haha!
But I am thinking about tuna instead now
And tacos
Soooooooooo much tacos

[giveuponyourself]

Seriously?

Now you're starting to make me hungry too. [fuck!!!]

I don't think they have any tacos in kitchen, however. Perhaps you could persuade your new rodent army to make them?

[witchdaggah]

Nah I think I'd need to make a union for them before I put them to work or anything
My friend would probably get mad at me if I abused my power???
I am pretty good at like
Putting things together though
If there's meat I just gotta reheat I can make tacos?

[giveuponyourself]

Aw, what's the fun of having powers without abusing them, at least a little~?

I'm not sure what kind of meat you can find in the kitchen, but surely there may be something close.

...If you do actually make tacos, count me in.

[witchdaggah]

Pretty sure there's a lot of risk with that
Also, the tilde is creepy?

Oh man
Oh MAN
You know what would be great?
Fish tacos
Wonder if there's any fish around here!

[giveuponyourself]

No risk, no reward~~~~

[Well now he's just doing this on purpose.]

I don't recall seeing any ocean around here...

There's a forest, so perhaps there's a river or stream within it?

[witchdaggah]

Probably?
I mean there has to be a water source for stuff to grow, not just sun
I thiiiiiiiink I'm all good on the woods for a while though?

[giveuponyourself]

Goodness knows I wouldn't be surprised if these plants were somehow magically maintained.

What's the matter? You're not scared of a little bit of forest, are you?

[witchdaggah]

Nice try but the forest shudders when it sees me coming
I spent a lot of time in there already and I am not about to do it again is all