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[witchdaggah]

[ so like.

the text keeps appearing and reappearing. like someone's deleting their post? repeatedly. eventually one sticks, though: ]

NO ONE PANIC
The rat infestation is mine


[ that's it. that's the post. ]

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[extirpator]

[ it's like, ass'o'clock, so without thinking or proof reading nier sends: ]

what the hell going on

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[oculusriffs]

oh god why

[intoningly]

Im
gnnoa
stab em

[unrecovered]

can you maybe move them outside

[giveuponyourself]

Are you the Mouse King? Or should we start finding some mouse traps instead?

[I mean, the Mouse King WAS kind of the villain....]

But if you can command the like an army, I think that'd be a waste.

[actualwizard]

[ Oddly, this isn’t the weirdest text Billy has ever read. ]

are all the rats yours?

[ Because there is one in his room. And he’s not a fan. ]

[punshots]

hey
can you not

[ That's all. Just...do not. ]

[mistimed]

I only have one question regarding these rats.

Would you say that they are friendly?

[uncommonsense]

why are there so many?!?!?!?!?

[ WHY, MAE ]

[archaeo]

You sure it's just you?
Cause I've talked to a lot of people around here and


[The joke is they're rats.]

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[lumberlady]

[Konoha might not be able to read well, but she knows some vocabulary.

And if she's not mistaken...]

Sorry, uh- Is this something about rats?

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[fairysong]

Nobody told me about a rat infestation.

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[bleps]

Are you having difficulties with your watch?

[Connor's been watching these posts appear and disappear on and off with an increasingly skeptical look.]

And can you refrain from introducing rats into an environment where are currently living?

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[dipolar]

They shit on my floor.

Two are dead. One is in a bucket of water.

[courtmagic]

if they chew up the roots of my tree, you owe me a tree, jsyk

[abandonware]

STOP YOU DUMBASS
stop sending so many messages!

[a second later:]

what is a rat

[another moment passes]

get rid of them or i'm killing all of them

[alphascape]

[ Weird repeated posts... ]

Are you alright?

[juniberries]

the what?

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[heartslight]

there was an infestation??

do you need any help?

[ Too nice for her own good. ]

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[theseuschip]

What do you mean it’s “yours”? Where are they coming from? How is this happening??

[cakewitch]

Belphoebe has been playing with them all morning.

I hope they are magical rats. And not your pets. Or I will owe you a cake.

[inheritedearth]

You know, I was wondering where they all came from.
They're almost cute, if you squint.

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[moneytwin]

[ ...

...

...All right then. ]

I have a bear.

[ ..Is that a warning? A fellow pet owner's calling card? Who even knows. ]

[imperialsun]

Is your power to make rats appear?