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[witchdaggah]

[ so like.

the text keeps appearing and reappearing. like someone's deleting their post? repeatedly. eventually one sticks, though: ]

NO ONE PANIC
The rat infestation is mine


[ that's it. that's the post. ]

Comments

[unrecovered]

sounds great

you can get all the rat gossip and do each others hair

i can bring snacks but i dont think id stay

[witchdaggah]

Isn't there like a thing with rat gossip
Like
The rat king or something??
I swear I heard of something like that
Man I am gonna get so many secrets out of these babies

That's cool though
You gotta do you
Who else is gonna do you but you
So do the do that is you
What I'm getting at is it's cool if you stay or go but like
I don't know
It's cool if you want to chill also
They're pretty chill!
I just kind of lost track

[unrecovered]

you dont want to know what a rat king is

trust me on that one

ill be over with snacks once youve rounded up the rats

lmk when youre done

[Might as well provide incentive.]

[witchdaggah]

Wow.
I think I absolutely want to know what a rat king is, and I want to know immediately right now at the moment

[unrecovered]

round up the rats and ill tell you

it can be the obligatory sleepover scary story

[witchdaggah]

Can't have a sleepover without one of those
Gotta get all spooked and such before you stay up all night
Why do they even call them sleep overs if no one sleeps during them?

[unrecovered]

we can have this conversation after you round up the rats

you need to make sure your troops are all accounted for right?

[witchdaggah]

Wow boring

[ which is mae's only response for like... at least an hour? possibly longer. the solution to this situation involves getting hella jeff barbered into the back of her head, and a dog. it's a long night. ]

If there's anymore around they probably got out
Geez
I hope they're ok
I mean most likely not because have you seen the people here
Holy smokes
But yeah Im done