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[witchdaggah]

[ so like.

the text keeps appearing and reappearing. like someone's deleting their post? repeatedly. eventually one sticks, though: ]

NO ONE PANIC
The rat infestation is mine


[ that's it. that's the post. ]

Comments

[cakewitch]

I certainly hope you're trying to trick me into making a second cake, because I would feel truly terrible if I'd let my cat torment your children.

[witchdaggah]

Tiny Thomas didn't make it, huh

[ GIVE IT TO HER STRAIGHT, CAPTAIN

and yeah, she just named it. it's fine. ]

[cakewitch]

Oh you've named them.

[ A LONG PAUSE OF SUFFERING. ]

Well. Why don't you come visit me in the kitchen, and I will have Belphoebe apologize to you, and we will see what kind of cake we can make? The facilities are a bit ancient, but they do seem well supplied enough.