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[witchdaggah]

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NO ONE PANIC
The rat infestation is mine


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Comments

[uncommonsense]

i dont wanna kill them!

do you know if they bite? i might pick one up for a second though

[witchdaggah]

I mean it's a rat I'm sure if you provoke it enough it will bite?
But they're friendly!
And cute
If you pick one up be gentle they are so small and wiggly

[uncommonsense]

[ After a little bit... ]

wow okay!
okay yeah its definitely fuzzier than i thought
this might be a problem if its too weird feeling to grab them
or if i end up wanting to keep them

hey how can i recruit one as a familiar

[witchdaggah]

I was going to say by paying me but that seems like
Messed up?
I dont know if it likes you and you like it and you promise not to kill it
It can stay with you

[uncommonsense]

i wont kill it! i'm good at taking care of pets
so i should be able to take care of a familiar

its kinda the same thing