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[witchdaggah]

[ so like.

the text keeps appearing and reappearing. like someone's deleting their post? repeatedly. eventually one sticks, though: ]

NO ONE PANIC
The rat infestation is mine


[ that's it. that's the post. ]

Comments

[actualwizard]

Im from a city, there is nothing more freaky then being alone in a subway station and a rat goes skiddering by.

[ True story, there may have been a high pitched shriek but Billy will never admit that. ]

[witchdaggah]

Don't know about that one chief
I'm from a city too, got lots of sewer vermin over there
Hung out in one with a friend once, he introduced me to his pet possum
He named it Rabies!
Also if the rat has pizza it's just Pizza Rat

[actualwizard]

[...ok well he won’t judge to each their own. Only that makes him think of something. ]

Pizza rat? I can do you one better have you ever heard of the cockamouse?

[witchdaggah]

No
No I haven't
Tell me about it now

[ with a name like that it HAS to be hilarious. ]

[actualwizard]

It’s supposed to be a mouse cockroach hybrid. I’ve never seen one but it’s a very famous rumor where I’m from.

Also it can fly.

[ True story. Well, Billy believes in it. ]

[witchdaggah]

That is...
Weird and also very cool.
Don't some breeds of cockroaches fly?? And also get huge

[ mae loves gross stuff :( ]