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fuck1ngusernam3 ([personal profile] fuck1ngusernam3) wrote in [community profile] acatalepsy_rpg2018-09-07 03:34 pm

video | dated at the very end of week one

[The video opens on a patch of dirt, a leg stretched out along one edge of the screen. Next to the leg a number of very small muddy spots map out a connect-the-dots picture that more creative minds - or just anyone who's ever been a bored teenager - might recognize as a sort-of accurate depiction of one particular x-rated body part. A voice, cracking and hoarse like it has to drag itself over gravel to get its words out, starts speaking immediately.]

Hey, you know what makes me-

[His coughing is harsh and wet but it's only a few seconds before it stops. Hank mutters a curse under his breath, just audible, and hacks up a loogie, spitting it so it lands just so off the end of the art in the dirt next to him. The dirt there goes wet and dark, and with this artistic rendering of a drop of splooge, his masterpiece is complete. When he leans back the camera's in a different position; in the opposite corner from the dirt the screen shows the massive head of a Saint Bernard, taking up a good part of the screen and the majority of Hank's lap.]

You know what makes me feel better when I'm feeling like shit? Bitching about it. Let's bitch, guys. Tell me how shitty you've got it right now. It's not like anyone's got anything else to do here, right? I mean, not unless someone can get this big furry boulder to unglue itself from my lap. I'd have something to do if he'd just play. Look, watch this, it's pathetic.

Hey, Sumo. Fetch. 

[Anyone with motion sickness might want to look away; the screen jerks around wildly as the arm with the camera on it moves to grab a rock and hold it in the air like Hank's going to throw it. Then the screen goes still again as Hank has to lean forward to cough, his dog's big, placid face now taking up the whole view. Sumo gives a single low whuff, lifts his head, and apparently settles himself right over the camera because the screen goes dark. There's the muffled sound of Hank cursing, trying to say Sumo's name between coughs, and then nothing as Hank manages to work his other hand under Sumo's jaw and shut the recording off.]
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[personal profile] grawlixes 2018-09-08 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
I can bitch. Bitching can be fun. Sometimes. But, is this going to be some sort of pissing contest because I can tell you right now that I'm honestly not into the shit of sort. [ she sniffles a little, only because she's finding herself getting sick too. not that she will admit it.

Don't think the dog is stupid enough to fetch a fucking rock. What do you want it to do? Break it's damn teeth?
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[personal profile] bleps 2018-09-08 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[To Connor’s credit, he’s done well.

After their initial meeting, which hadn’t gone quite as smoothly as he could’ve calculated, Connor deigned to give Hank his space. Avoided contacting him through the watch, or meeting him for another face-to-face conversation (though it had been considered an inordinate amount of times), and let him be. Let this place potentially settle into his mind as a new setting he would simply have to get used to, and when the right moment came, Connor would approach again.

Seeing this video — the coughing, the poignant way that Hank was so obviously sick — threw all of that out the window. This was the right moment now, even if it wasn’t. There’s only so long that this RK800 can go without making this his business.

The video connection is made, and Hank is greeted with his favorite android’s face, frowning.]


Lieutenant. You’re unwell. You should be indoors, resting.
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[personal profile] foundafamily 2018-09-08 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[What a charming post. Firo could, of course, scroll on by Hank and his spit, but to do so isn't in his nature.

The camera shows that he's outside too, on the edge of the forest. Just taking a little breather that has nothing to do with his less-than stellar, foggy-eyed appearance.]


So you found your dog, huh?

[Yay! And it's all in spite of thanks to Firo's help, right?]

Is he sick too or something?

[Both Hank and the dog seem so... listless. Not that Firo's one to talk right now. Not that that would stop him from talking anyway.]
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[personal profile] reeliable 2018-09-09 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[If there's one thing aside from bitching that makes Noctis feel better, it's the sight of a big dog - dogs were always a great companion, he sort of always wanted one. So when he does respond, it's with two eyes peeking out from a blanket burrito and some sluggish movements as he rolls onto his side to answer.]

I think I'm actually losing my mind, does that count?

[It should, though this guys coughs are gross sounding enough that it's actually lowkey making Noct cough in response.]
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[personal profile] theseuschip 2018-09-09 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well

Simon kind of Doesn’t Do video as a general rule, so Hank just gets audio that sounds simply like the guy transmitting it might have a slightly shittier magic-watch microphone than the rest of the Circle. ]


Nice drawing. Classy.

[ He doesn’t sound as deadpan as he tries to. Look, he’s above creating phallic graffiti. He’s not above laughing at phallic graffiti, especially by somebody who really seems too old to be drawing dicks in the dirt.

the mirth leaves his voice when he asks, ]
Did you just get here?

[ and already has the alien plague... astoria.... :/ ]
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[personal profile] sendinthecavalry 2018-09-10 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhhhh, I call 'not it' on whoever got you sick. Like, totally not it. [It's the space plague, isn't it? You can't give someone a cold from getting them stone cold drunk...can you?

Wait, wait, wait, that's not important though. Well, maybe a little. What's more important is the fact that there's a giant face and that's a dog. That's an honest to god dog.]


Apropos of nothing: dog.
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[personal profile] bestaround 2018-09-12 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Likely for the better, the artistic rendition of a dong veers over 9S' head (look, you can't blame a robot for not being wholly familiar with genitalia), though the coughing—and spitting, ew—do pull a grimace out of him. Yikes. ]

Not to rub it in, but comparatively I've got it a whole lot better than you do, so I don't have much to, er—"bitch about". But, um... you look like you could use some assistance. Do you need someone to get that dog off of you?
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[personal profile] fairysong 2018-09-13 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, come on. It isn't that bad, is it?

Oxygen and water aren't being rationed, and nobody's shooting at us. What's a little cold by comparison? [She's a little worried about it, but not going to show it.]
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[personal profile] imperialsun 2018-09-14 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Personally I'm kinda excited about being here. It's strange and new, but I was graduating high school anyway.

[Yeah absolutely shity day he's having, this guy.]